Make me Smile (2)
- Let us all take a moment of silence to remember the many socks lost in the past and the fucking dryers that stole them.
- The only thing worse than a cold toilet seat is a warm one
- Ha! Major typo on page 28 of the new iTunes agreement. Anyone else catch that?
- People who clap at the end of movies also join in singing “Happy Birthday” at a restaurant for a stranger
- You’ll never understand unconditional love until the birth of a child. Or hear the beep of a microwave with your food.
- I just went into a Yahoo chat room to ask someone how to start a fire with sticks.
- “Oh holy shit, what the hell is this!” -people who request songs on the radio discovering the internet for the first time
- I was just told I’m someones BFF. Being the idiot I am, I had to google it. Backup-file Format is a euphemism for something hot right?
- Are you all just gonna keep ignoring how fucked up knees look when a person is standing?
- Sometimes therapy is as simple as nodding to the dude next to you stuck in traffic. I feel you brother.