شكرا كوريا

من يوم يومي بكره المقدمات.. مش كرمال شي بس لان شو ما تكون عم تقرا, على طول المقدمة كذب.. يعني الكاتب بيبقى حايص مش عارف شو يكتب ليرغبك تكمل قراية فبيكتب حيالله شي.. اجمالا كذب او مبالغة تيجبرك تقرا صلب الموضوع.. يعني ان اظر ووردز متل ما عملت انا هلق صرلكن ساعة عم تقروا وبعد ما عندكن فكرة شو موضوع النص..

عال.. اختصرنا..
اليوم بقطر انعقدت القمة العبرية على مستوى الرؤساء..

 بحضور معظم الزعماء العرب..
افتتح الطبل القمة..  ودخلكن ليش بسموها قمة؟
انو بوتين – اوباما قمة…
نجاد – بوتين قمة..
دول ال 5 + 1 قمة..
صيني مع برازيلي قمة..
فرنساوي مع الماني قمة..
بس مع احتراماتي يعني, صالة فيها الطبل ومرسي وسلطان عمان وزعيم دجيبوتي ومحمود عباس وسعودي وبحريني وكويتي ولبناني وسوداني فوقاني وتحتاني وحدا من جزر القمر وسلفي من تونس واماراتي وجزائري وعراقي ويمني وموروكاني واردني وصومالي مش قمة.. اذا شي.. مطلع نكتة طويلة مش اكتر.. نكتة بايخة

ليصيروا قمة.. لازم يكون في زلم بيناتن..
كان بينن زلمة اسمو صدام.. بغض النظر عن رأيي في..  تواطؤوا مع الامركان ضدو وقتلوا..
كان بينن زلمة اسمو قذافي.. بغض النظر عن رأيي في.. تواطؤوا مع الامركان ضدو وقتلوا..
والزلمة الوحيد المتبقي لغولوا مقعدو..

وبتعرفوا شو الحلو؟ انو هيدا مش رايي الشخصي.. هودي الامركان والغرب كلو هيك نظرتهم..

 

على كلن منرجع للنكتة..
انو دخلكن على شو معظمينها انو عطوا المقعد السوري للمعارضة السورية؟
يعني لو بالعادي بطلعوا قرارات مصيرية وحاسمة.. كنا زعلنا.. بس ما هيدا بعدنا عم نقلكن..  اجتماع نكتة مش اجتماع قمة..
شو متوقعين يعني منو للطبل..؟ انتوا معكن خبر انو عمل انقلاب على..  وايت فور ات…  على بيو!  ايه عمل انقلاب على بيو تيوصل للحكم..

جشع..

قطر لازم يغيرولها اسمها يسموها جشع..  اللي ما بيعرف معناتها يشوفها بالمعجم..
المهم هلق خلاصة الحديث..
النكتة العربية بايخة كتير.. ورغم هيك من يوم ما خلقت بضحك العالم..

الله يشبع العرب.. والله يعين العرب على هالسنة يلي رح تترأس فيها جشع النكتة العربية..

 

آه إيه.. ونعيما جشع على ال 2-1 بتصفيات كأس العالم

ملاحظة: ورد في اول المقال عبارة “القمة العبرية” ( مقصودة) — أيضا الأخ في الصورة المصحوبة بالمقال كوري (مقصودة كمان)  لذلك اقتضى التوضيح

Chinese Cat-Boy Can See Perfectly in the Dark

If you ever doubted real X-Men were among us, check out the neat super-power of Nong Youhui, a young Chinese boy who can see in total darkness.

Riddick, the cool antihero played by Vin Diesel in Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick is one of my all-time favorite  sci-fi  movie characters, but I never dreamed of someday reading about somebody who could actually see in the dark. The first news about a little Chinese child with cat-like eyes who could see in the dark as well as normal people see in clear daylight, first broke out in 2009. Doctors who examined little Nong Youhui said he was born with a rare condition known as luekodermia, which leaves his eyes exposed to sunlight damage, but also allow him to see clearly in the dark.

An eye-specialist recently visited the boy, in his home village, in China’s Guanxi province, to examine his unusual eyes. the first thing he noticed when he arrived was that Nong’s eyes were light blue just like Westerners, but very unusual for Asians. He became even more intrigued when he noticed that when shined upon with a flashlight, the boy’s eyes would emit a kind of blue-green light, just like a cat’s. As it turned out, his eyes not only looked liked a feline’s they also allowed him to see and even read perfectly in total darkness.

Nong Shihua, the boy’s father, says two months after he was born,  he was told there was something strange about Youhui’s eyes, but when they went to a hospital, the doctor told them not to worry, and that his eyes would be fine when he grew up. His eyes remained the same, but since they didn’t seem to bother the boy, his family began to care less and less about this abnormality. He would go to school, play outside with other kids, and pretty much everything else young boys his age do, but one day, a teacher noticed something peculiar – Youhui squinted his eyes in bright light and complained about blurry vision. Then one of the boy’s playmates told him his eyes were like a cat’s and that really got him intrigued.

 

The teacher shinned a flashlight and Nong Youhui’s eyes flashed back, just like a feline’s. He asked him if he could see in the dark, and the boy said yes. Then one night he invited him to catch crickets at night, and the Nong told him he didn’t need a flashlight to see the bugs.  When rumors about his unusual gift spread, many reporters came and performed all kinds of tests to see if he was for real. They blocked out all light and had him answer some questions in the dark, while others showed him a series of playing cards, to see if he could recognize them. He past all tests, and his reputation of Cat-boy, Starchild, or real-life mutant kept growing.

Meet Rex: the $1m bionic man with working heart, set of lungs and human face

 

When Luke Skywalker received a perfect bionic replacement for the hand that was cut off in Star Wars Episode V, the idea of replicating human organs and body parts seemed far-fetched.

Thirty years later, the idea is no longer just science fiction. Scientists, among them the creators of “Rex” – the world’s most complete bionic man, unveiled in London this week – believe they can now replicate about two-thirds of the human body.

“We were surprised how many of the parts of the body can be replaced,” said Rich Walker, managing director of the robotics team Shadow, who built Rex. “There are some vital organs missing, like the stomach, but 60 to 70 per cent of a human has effectively been rebuilt.” This is heralded, then, as the dawn of the age of bionic man – although specialists caution that we are still feeling our way.

Social psychologist Bertolt Meyer, who also worked on Rex, has an interesting perspective: he was born without his left hand and has a prosthesis. “I have looked for new bionic technologies out of personal interest for a long time and I think that until five or six years ago nothing much was happening,” he said. “Suddenly we are at a point where we can build a body that is great and beautiful in its own special way.”

Not everyone in the field believes the recent progress, impressive as it is, places us on the road to complete replication of human limbs, organs and tissue. “We have motors which can lift things but, if you want to mimic the dexterity of a hand, we are not there yet,” said Professor Steven Hsiao of the Johns Hopkins University in Baltimore.

“What we are beginning to achieve is building prostheses which look like human body parts, but we are a long way away from making ones which relay sensory information the way the human body does.”

Professor Hsiao drew the comparison between Star Wars and real life, saying: “The goal is the scene in the film where Luke Skywalker gets his new hand tested and is able to feel pain: we are not there. In 10 years, we will be able to build a robot which has the dexterity to pick up a pen and write with it, but it will not be able to send back sensory information.”

Rex, billed as the pinnacle of robotics achievement to date, will meet his public from tomorrow at the Science Museum in London. Dubbed the Million-Dollar Man (that’s how much he cost to make), he consists of a prosthetic face, hips, knees, feet and hands, all of which are commercially available. Other off-the-shelf items include an artificial retina, cochlea and heart.

Rex’s other internal organs, among them a pancreas, a set of artificial lungs and bladder, are still in development. Some of the technology cannot work without human input; bionic hands, for example, need muscles and signals from the brain to function. Other parts, such as the heart and pancreas, are designed to work on their own.

Other body parts remain out of the reach of scientists. Mr Walker says: “The only artificial stomach we have seen is very large and generates electricity, so you couldn’t use it to replace a human stomach, but I am sure there are people in the regenerative medicine community working on that.”

And replication of the human brain, the most complex structure known to man, was not even on the radar, Mr Walker said. “This is a showcase for prosthetic parts, it shows exactly where we’ve got to in being able to replace parts of a human.”

Bertolt Meyer adds: “I’d say it’s highly unlikely that, in our lifetimes or in that of our grandchildren, we will see a fully articulate human body with an artificial intelligence.”

Mr Meyer said there would be ethical issues surrounding prostheses if they began to outperform human body parts. “Should I be allowed to cut off my real hand and replace it with something, does that gives me an unfair advantage over people who cannot afford this? I’m not saying that is going to happen but these are questions that should be on the table before that technology becomes available.”

source:  http://www.independent.co.uk

2012 in review – JANBEIN

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4,329 films were submitted to the 2012 Cannes Film Festival. This blog had 38,000 views in 2012. If each view were a film, this blog would power 9 Film Festivals

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