Monthly Archives: April 2013
The Monkey Experiment – Arab world
Unfortunately, this is where we are today in our Arab world. None of the current Arab regimes have ever been bombed or defeated by Israel. Nevertheless, no regime dares to defy the Zionist state. In fact, they cooperate together to prevent whichever regime decides to do it. And that it not only shameful, but greatly saddening.. I hope our Monkeys will awaken one day, actually I’m almost certain they will and I wish to witness that soon,very soon..
A. S. Janbein
22 – 4 – 2013
The Tunnel People That Live Under The Streets Of America
Did you know that there are thousands upon thousands of homeless people that are living underground beneath the streets of major U.S. cities? It is happening in Las Vegas, it is happening in New York City and it is even happening in Kansas City. As the economy crumbles, poverty in the United States is absolutely exploding and so is homelessness. In addition to the thousands of “tunnel people” living under the streets of America, there are also thousands that are living in tent cities, there are tens of thousands that are living in their vehicles and there are more than a million public school children that do not have a home to go back to at night. The federal government tells us that the recession “is over” and that “things are getting better”, and yet poverty and homelessness in this country continue to rise with no end in sight. So what in the world are things going to look like when the next economic crisis hits?
But according to the Daily Mail, police recently discovered a network of tunnels under the city that people had been living in…
Below the streets of Kansas City, there are deep underground tunnels where a group of vagrant homeless people lived in camps.These so-called homeless camps have now been uncovered by the Kansas City Police, who then evicted the residents because of the unsafe environment.Authorities said these people were living in squalor, with piles of garbage and dirty diapers left around wooded areas.
Deep beneath Vegas’s glittering lights lies a sinister labyrinth inhabited by poisonous spiders and a man nicknamed The Troll who wields an iron bar.But astonishingly, the 200 miles of flood tunnels are also home to 1,000 people who eke out a living in the strip’s dark underbelly.Some, like Steven and his girlfriend Kathryn, have furnished their home with considerable care – their 400sq ft ‘bungalow’ boasts a double bed, a wardrobe and even a bookshelf.
The homeless people who live down here are called Mole People. They do not, as many believe, exist in a separate, organized underground society. It’s more of a solitary existence and loose-knit community of secretive, hard-luck individuals.
In the tunnels, their world is one of malt liquor, tight spaces, schizophrenic neighbors, hunger and spells of heat and cold. Travolta and the others eat fairly well, living on a regimented schedule ofrestaurant leftovers, dumped each night at different times around the neighborhood above his foreboding home.
This is the home of the Metzger family. Arielle,15. Her brother Austin, 13. Their mother died when they were very young. Their dad, Tom, is a carpenter. And, he’s been looking for work ever since Florida’s construction industry collapsed. When foreclosure took their house, he bought the truck on Craigslist with his last thousand dollars. Tom’s a little camera shy – thought we ought to talk to the kids – and it didn’t take long to see why.Pelley: How long have you been living in this truck?Arielle Metzger: About five months.Pelley: What’s that like?Arielle Metzger: It’s an adventure.Austin Metzger: That’s how we see it.Pelley: When kids at school ask you where you live, what do you tell ‘em?Austin Metzger: When they see the truck they ask me if I live in it, and when I hesitate they kinda realize. And they say they won’t tell anybody.Arielle Metzger: Yeah it’s not really that much an embarrassment. I mean, it’s only life. You do what you need to do, right?
Roughly a third of U.S. states today jail people for not paying off their debts, from court-related fines and fees to credit card and car loans, according to the American Civil Liberties Union. Such practices contravene a 1983 United States Supreme Court ruling that they violate the Constitutions’s Equal Protection Clause.
Some states apply “poverty penalties,” such as late fees, payment plan fees and interest, when people are unable to pay all their debts at once. Alabama charges a 30 percent collection fee, for instance, while Florida allows private debt collectors to add a 40 percent surcharge on the original debt. Some Florida counties also use so-called collection courts, where debtors can be jailed but have no right to a public defender. In North Carolina, people are charged for using a public defender, so poor defendants who can’t afford such costs may be forced to forgo legal counsel.The high rates of unemployment and government fiscal shortfalls that followed the housing crash have increased the use of debtors’ prisons, as states look for ways to replenish their coffers. Said Chettiar, “It’s like drawing blood from a stone. States are trying to increase their revenue on the backs of the poor.”
Residents filled the parking lot with bags and baskets hoping to get some of the baby food, canned goods, noodles and other non-perishables. But a local church never came to pick up the food, as the storeowner prior to the eviction said they had arranged. By the time the people showed up for the food, what was left inside the premises—as with any eviction—came into the ownership of the property holder, SunTrust Bank.The bank ordered the food to be loaded into dumpsters and hauled to a landfill instead of distributed. The people that gathered had to be restrained by police as they saw perfectly good food destroyed. Local Sheriff Richard Roundtree told the news “a potential for a riot was extremely high.”
Components of the survey were consistent with the decline in headline optimism, as the net percent of respondents planning to hire fell to 0% (from +4%), those expecting higher sales fell to -4% (from +1%), and those reporting that it is a good time to expand ticked down to +4% (from +5%). The net percent of respondents expecting the economy to improve was unchanged at -28%, a very depressed level. However, on the positive side, +25% of respondents plan increased capital spending [ZH: With Alcoa CapEx spending at a 2 year low]. Small business owners continue to place poor sales, taxes, and red tape at the top of their list of business problems, as they have for the past several years.
As the White House has previously announced, Justin Timberlake (who will be making his White House debut), Al Green, Ben Harper, Queen Latifah, Cyndi Lauper, Joshua Ledet, Sam Moore, Charlie Musselwhite, Mavis Staples, and others will be performing at the exclusive event.
وببلاش
ملاحظة، وقبل البدء برواية هذه الاقصوصة نود ان نوضح ان اي تشابه بين احداث هذه القصة مع الواقع هو من محض الصدفة فقط لا غير.. لذلك اقتضى التنويه.
التاريخ: يعني تما بالغ، عالقليلة من يوم ما وعيت على هالدنية وحتى يومنا هذا
المكان: ما بهم طالما انو بلبنان ومش عالحدود لان ما في درك وامن داخلي عالحدود..
ابطال القصة: العريف عنتر( شرطي سير) – الرقيب اول هولمز( مسؤول في احد المخافر) – الدراج فالنتينو – المعاون شوماخر( عنصر دورية)
الاحداث: وهي غير مترابطة رغم التشابه الكبير بين العديد من عناصرها، هي متزامنة ومتكررة فيكاد المواطن يعتادها فيستغرب غيابها لا سمح الله
في التفاصيل، العريف عنتر بفيق كل يوم بكير عالساعة 9.. بيلبس بسرعة بدلتو وبينزل مباشرة عند محل الفول بالزاوية عند النقطة اللي مفروض ينظم فيها السير.. بيخلض ترويقتو وببلاش ما بيدفع طبعاً وعقلب الفوال متل العسل طالما انو صحن هالفول كفيل يكف شر العريف عنتر عنو.. بيقطع الشارع بتفكرو اخيراً نوي ينظم السير بتلاقي كفا طريقو عند تبع الاسبريسو يلي بالعادي ما عندو كراسي بس لعيون العريف عنتر، بيخلق كرسي.. الساعة صارت شي 10 ونص.. واذ بالعريف عنتر اخيراً يتوجه مشكوراً الى وسط الشارع لتنظيم السير.. والعريف عنتر.. ليللي ما بيعرفو، فهد ضاري وجارح في قوى الامن الداخلي.. طولو 167سم وزنو 52 كيلو، بنطلونو مقشط والبدلة تبعو جارد لونها محترق سلافها.. شرس جداً.. نمرة اجرو بقص ايدي اذا اكتر من 36.. كتير شرس.. عال.. المهم هلق.. وقف عالاشارة اخيراً.. وبلش ينظم.. مكنة يخزي العين.. ملك المالتي تاسكينغ.. بنظم السير وبدخن سيجارة وبيتسمع اغاني عالايرفون وبيحكي صاحبتو واتساب وبيتساير مع صاحبو يلي مارق عالنقطة.. كل هودي مع بعض.. عنتر! حدا بقلك عنتر؟ مش رح كمل القصة اكتر.. كيف بتخلص نوبتو وبيتوجه هو ويلي اجا محلو يتغدو سوا.. خليني انتقل للرقيب اول هولمز…
الرقيب اول هولمز مسؤول مخفر.. واجبو يخدم المواطن يلي عادة بيلتجئ للمخفر في الحالات الطارئة والمستعصية.. عشرط طبعاً تجي وقت يكون فايق.. واذا كان فايق، تجي هو ومش ترم اكل.. واذا كان فايق ومش ترم اكل، تجي هو ورايقة معو.. واذا كان فايق ومش ترم اكل ورايقة معو، تجي جايب شي بايدك احسن ما يفكرك مصلحجي، انو جايي لعندو كرمال بدك منو شي..
عال.. توافرت الشروط كلها.. عوافي رقيب هولمز.. اهلا.. هجموا عليي 2 وسرقولي تلفوني بدي تساعدني.. انا؟ شو فيني اعملك؟ خلص جيب غيرو ودق عشركة التلفونات يعطوك خط بدل هيداك هيدا الإجراء المتبع.. بس سيدنا.. بس شو؟ خلص شو اول واحد بتصير معك؟ خلص روح.. انتبه تاني مرة.. نفس الشي اذا سيدة انسرق جزدانها.. او شخص انسرقت سيارتو.. الجواب واحد.. شو فينا نعملك؟
بيجيك الدراج فالنتينو.. دراج بقوى الأمن.. أول شي بتفكرو كرش متنقل.. بعدين بتنتبه انو بني ادم.. معروف بمناقبيتو واخلاقو وحرفيتو العالية… وبحبو للفراريج التي جعلته ينال لقب “أبو دجاج” من دون منازع.. حاصلنهو.. مرة شخص قرابتنا وقفو دراج عالاونسكو لانو مش حاطط الحزام.. (السانتور) قلو ليه مش حاطط الحزام؟ قلو ماتواخذنا معك حق بأمرك.. قلو هيدي فيها ظبط 55 ألف ليرة وبلش يكتب الظبط.. هلق الزلمة قرابتي سكت.. انو الو الله.. شو بدو يعمل.. 55 ألف بيدفعها وبيتعلم لمرة الجاي.. بقوم الدراج بوقف شوي.. بقلو للزلمة شو؟؟؟؟ بكفي كتابة الظبط أو بتعطيني 20 ألف؟ :O يعني مافي أوقح من هيك… ماتكون شاطر يا شكيب قلو لأ.. كتبلي ظبط.. بدي ادفع 55 ألف بس مارح أعطيك 20 ألف.. حرفية!!! ولكشو بدو يحكي الواح تيحكي الواح… حيوتي اتووو 3>
بقي بالقصة بطل واحد.. المعاون شوماخر، كلنا شايفين واحد.. اجمالا بكونوا 3.. بيلوت.. وكوبيلوت.. وبالمقعد الوراني واحد يا صغير بالعمر، يا شخصيتو ضعيفة ف.. كابينو ورا.. ما بيركبوا الا دودج شارجر.. 8 سيلاندر.. بالوعة بنزين طبعاً هني مش دافعين حقو.. بيبقى لابسلي رايبان وعم يتطلع بهالعالم بفوقية متل كانوا السيارة عملتوا شي فهمان.. رسميا، هو عم يعمل دورية.. بس فعليا، عم ببصبصوا على الصبايا ويشبحوا عليهن.. او عم يتغدوا شاورما وببلاش طبعاً.. او بكل بساطة صافين عجنب الطريق وقاعدين بالسيارة مدورين المكيف وعم يلعبوا ب…. تلفوناتن.. او لما يكون في عجقة سير.. بيطوشوا الدني بزمور الانذار كرمال العالم الزبالة تزحلن تيمرقوا… وجديدن هلق الشخص التالت اللي بيقعد ورا عم يكون بنت.. ايه لان تطورنا.. صار عنا بنات بالامن الداخلي… لول
مش رح بقى طول عليكن.. بس رح خبركن بعد قصة وحدة صارت قدام عيني.. عنصرين امن داخلي مع سلاحن والجعبة، عندن حرس على مدري ايا نقطة.. وقفوا تاكسي.. طلعوا دغري بالسيارة.. ما سألوا قبل ما يطلعوا او قالولوا وين رايحين.. دغري ركبوا معو وطبيعي يا حرام ما فتح تمو وصلن مطرح ما رايحين.. وببلاش..
يا عيب الشوم
#farouj
The past couple days on the twitter had a number of Lebanese initiated hashtags trend worldwide, the latest was #farouj and another was #smabeirut and while the first was @ralphsaade ‘s idea and somehow was one of its kind although most tweets were such as “WTF?! #farouj is trending?” or “why is #farouj trending?!?”
The second #smabeirut (social media awards beirut) grabbed the Lebanese twitter community’s attention because it involved voting… And while many people voted, most Lebanese (including myself) went on the website to see the nominees… And I’m sure the vast majority did the same…
Actually, lol :$ to be honest i voted twice…
Once in the blog of the year category, voted for hummusnation and once for @mishoricha for most creative instagram account and while hummusnation deserves in my opinion the title of that category, misho who is my friend does not in any way deserve to win the most creative instagram account category but i voted for him anyways because I want him to win it and thus allow us to mock the whole thing.. hehe (no offense misho)
I mean most categories included people and organisations who were clearly not deserving and I wonder how the organizers think they can gain credibility this way..
In a future post I’m going to be handing out my own social media awards, stay tuned because my version includes special categories that starts with:
(الأكثر اثارة للمتاعب على تويتر)
and doesn’t end with:
(صاحب أقوى سحسوح على تويتر)
Please use the comment box to suggest any special category you’d like to nominate someone for or simply have it included in the awards.
Ali 😀